For those who speak fluent irony, this coaster is your new favorite tabletop accessory. Featuring a sharp-witted quote for the unapologetically sarcastic, the engraving reads: "Sorry, Sarcasm falls out of my mouth like Stupidity falls out of yours."
This piece is expertly crafted from rich, dark-grained wood that offers a sophisticated yet rustic feel. The multi-font design uses bold block lettering and elegant script to create a dynamic visual impact, while the deep laser etching ensures the message stays as permanent as your wit. It’s more than just a place to set your drink—it’s a subtle (or not-so-subtle) way to claim your territory at the table.
Perfect for the office, the man cave, or as a hilarious gift for that one friend who always has a comeback ready.
Size - 100 × 100
Material - Acacia.
$10 each or 4 of any design for $30
Contact me for pricing on higher numbers.
Please note that the product imagery features the authentic item placed within an AI-generated setting.
For those who speak fluent irony, this coaster is your new favorite tabletop accessory. Featuring a sharp-witted quote for the unapologetically sarcastic, the engraving reads: "Sorry, Sarcasm falls out of my mouth like Stupidity falls out of yours."
This piece is expertly crafted from rich, dark-grained wood that offers a sophisticated yet rustic feel. The multi-font design uses bold block lettering and elegant script to create a dynamic visual impact, while the deep laser etching ensures the message stays as permanent as your wit. It’s more than just a place to set your drink—it’s a subtle (or not-so-subtle) way to claim your territory at the table.
Perfect for the office, the man cave, or as a hilarious gift for that one friend who always has a comeback ready.
Size - 100 × 100
Material - Acacia.
$10 each or 4 of any design for $30
Contact me for pricing on higher numbers.
Please note that the product imagery features the authentic item placed within an AI-generated setting.
