Welcome to the club you never wanted to join, but somehow have a lifetime membership for. This intricately designed wooden coaster is for the unapologetically jaded. Featuring a stunning, vintage apothecary-style layout, the engraving reads: "Grumpy Fuckers Club - Lifetime Member," flanked by the slogans "100% Bitter" and "Jaded & Proud."
The level of detail in this piece is exceptional, utilizing elegant Victorian-inspired flourishes, scrollwork, and a mix of classic typography that stands out against the natural wood grain. Every line is precision-etched with a high-definition laser, creating a deep, dark contrast that feels as premium as it looks.
It’s the ultimate statement piece for a home bar, a workshop, or that one desk in the office where everyone knows better than to ask "How’s your day going?"
Size - 100 × 100
Material - Acacia.
$10 each or 4 of any design for $30
Contact me for pricing on higher numbers.
Please note that the product imagery features the authentic item placed within an AI-generated setting.
Welcome to the club you never wanted to join, but somehow have a lifetime membership for. This intricately designed wooden coaster is for the unapologetically jaded. Featuring a stunning, vintage apothecary-style layout, the engraving reads: "Grumpy Fuckers Club - Lifetime Member," flanked by the slogans "100% Bitter" and "Jaded & Proud."
The level of detail in this piece is exceptional, utilizing elegant Victorian-inspired flourishes, scrollwork, and a mix of classic typography that stands out against the natural wood grain. Every line is precision-etched with a high-definition laser, creating a deep, dark contrast that feels as premium as it looks.
It’s the ultimate statement piece for a home bar, a workshop, or that one desk in the office where everyone knows better than to ask "How’s your day going?"
Size - 100 × 100
Material - Acacia.
$10 each or 4 of any design for $30
Contact me for pricing on higher numbers.
Please note that the product imagery features the authentic item placed within an AI-generated setting.
